Ever wondered why God gave us the phenomenon that is deja vu? I don't think it was a malfunction. Him and his sense of humour again. There are a few things that can match the bittersweet feeling that something happened before, only you are not sure if that something actually did happen. Even worse, you get that feeling, but aren't sure about what happened next. Yes, you feel like you have met the girl before, but what happened next? Did she give you her number, or did you strike out? So what happened after you met this guy with the sickle-shaped scar at the pub you are now? Did you end up getting your ass kicked, or did you talk about world politics over a pint? You're trying to figure all that out within seconds and your head is spinning. Meanwhile, God is somewhere up there laughing his head off. It might seem mean, but it's not always so bad. Besides, this is God we're talking about. This is the guy who gave us dreams, nightmares, Laurel & Hardy and Jeremy Clarkson. He's just plain weird.
van Daks.
